It would have been good decorum to send this invite weeks ago. But, we just decided this was going to happen yesterday. And goddammit, it's going to happen.
Here are the details.
I know it's short notice. Don't feel bad if you can't come. It's our fault, not yours.
There will be more parties.
[GOOD TIMES HAD BY MOST, A FEW MINOR INCIDENTS] Getting rowdy and having fun.
Also: food, drinks, music, dancing, our giant kanban board, cool artwork, and
charming, incredibly attractive people.
[PARTY'S OVER, THANKS FOR COMIN']